Anne Hathaway in Les Misérables. (Universal)
-Anne Hathaway pulled a Britney at last night’s Les Mis premiere by flashing her underwearless crotch while getting out of her car. Did she retain nothing from her princess training?!
-Meanwhile, I love how Anne is on a mission to teach the world how to have a kiki. First she mentioned it on Letterman, and now she’s telling Entertainment Tonight about it.
-Jennifer Aniston wore a bulky winter coat, so of course she must be pregnant.
-How the mighty have fallen! Jennifer Lawrence topped AskMen’s annual poll of the most desirable women, while Kim Kardashian dropped a whopping 90 points.
-Hayden Panettiere is having a tough year. Nashville is kind of flopping and now she and her boyfriend have split.
-Usually everything that comes out of Megan Fox‘s mouth sounds about as comprehensible as Charlie Brown’s teacher, but I do appreciate the fact that she’s not sugar-coating her labour story.
-Amanda Seyfried talks about Channing Tatum’s loyalty to his wife, just in case you somehow weren’t already convinced of his perfection.
-Lindsay Lohan convinced the Bravo show Million Dollar Makeover to reno her house and then refused to film the big reveal. She’s a peach!
-Meanwhile, Lindsay skipped court to follow Max of The Wanted to Dubai. Max responded by tweeting a photo of another girl’s boobs.
-Also, Charlie Sheen says she’s yet to thank him for giving her $100k to pay off her tax debt.
-In other surprisingly nice Charlie news, the actor just donated $75k to a 10-year-old girl fighting cancer.
-Want to watch a rap battle between Santa and Moses? Oh, and did I mention that Moses is played by Snoop?
-The Spice Girls reunited on a red carpet last night — but of course Victoria arrived separately.
-Even the director had no idea what was happening in Brad Pitt‘s Chanel ads.
-I’ve yet to watch this week’s Gossip Girl, but everyone’s tweeting about this clip (in a “can you believe they actually aired this?!” kind of way).
-Jon Stewart says he almost quit the Daily Show when it first started because so many “assholes” worked there.
-Lea Michele tries to convince us she’s not a diva, fails miserably.
-A movie starring Sarah Paulson and Chris Messina? I’m in.
-Taylor Swift and Harry Styles recreated the Dirty Dancing lift, proving that her life really is a rom-com.
-Vulture has created a Les Mis-themed advent calendar.
-Avril Lavigne just covered Nickelback‘s “How You Remind Me.” On behalf of my entire country, I’m sorry.
-CityTV just announced that it’s bringing Cougar Town back, so we Canadians who don’t have TBS can still keep up with the Cul de Sac crew.
-Nick Cannon just revealed that he sometimes masturbates to his wife’s song “Hero.” See? This is what happens when she lets him talk.
-It’s a crazy day for movie trailers. First up is the new Lone Ranger. So wait, is Armie Hammer a zombie?!
-There’s also the first trailer for Tom Cruise’s Oblivion. Ugh.
-Another trailer for Oz: The Great and Powerful has landed.
-But the one that everyone’s talking about today is the new trailer for Man of Steel, which looks pretty great.