It's bad enough that Dave Cameron changed all my clocks - er, it was him, wasn't it? - but now the bloody Barclay brothers have really narked me off! As usual, I clicked on to The Telegraph this morning to check on the very latest geopolitical manoeuvrings around the globe so that I can keep you all fully informed and up to date - and guess bloody what? I was refused entry unless I coughed up £60! I know, I know, it's shockin'! I mean, I'm an old age pensioner and thanks to decades of semi-socialism I have now developed FES (Full Entitlement Syndrome) in which I truly believe that I am entitled to anything I want free and on the house! Of course, I blame my old ex-best friend, Rupe, who pulled that stunt with The Times which I have not read for the last five years. Now that pair of multi-zillionaire sharks, the Barclay brothers, have followed suit, cruelly bludgeoning OAPs out of their last few quid. There is only one response - I will be voting for Ed at the election!
In the meantime, if you can spare a few quid I'd be awfully grateful . . . oh, take that as a 'no', shall I? Hmmmn, maybe I should have a subscription system for this distinguished site, I'm sure my readership would respond in the right way - sorry, did you say something?