and Did Those Feet - in Scythian Times - Matthew, Mark, Luke and John?

Posted on the 20 April 2016 by Freeplanet @CUST0D1AN
Seriously,
Matthew, Mark, Luke and John?
...rather westernised i.e. middle-ages, names for the four writers of the New Testament gospels, members of the so-called twelve disciples of (the very greek-sounding) 'Iasus' or otherwise re-translatable as a retelling of 'the twelve (arabic) tribes of Is.Ra.El.' i.e. the children of the fleeing Tuth-Mo-Ses? Twelve Tribes? Twelve Disciples?
This British People [British History] video seems to be suggesting that long before, during and long after the sea-faring and land-warring Roman Empire dominated the Mediterranean then European/NorthAfrican lands, something called 'the twelve tribes of Israel' land-migrated north from The Fertile Crescent via Georgia in SW Russia into northern Poland, Germany and (eventually) Anglo-Saxon England.
So, the 'lost tribes' and the arabic fled-fathers of 'Iasus' during the Roman Times is what the 'history books' call The Northern Barbarians, those who would eventually sack Rome? The "Celts" were the real "Christians" and must have converted the "Vikings"? Even the (pagan) Druids that (the pagan) Caesar slaughtered in Anglesey in AD 60, weren't the Druids Celts? The Celtic Cross is a functional Roman emblem via its use in punishment, but it becomes a Christian emblem? One that spread in the northern lands as a graphically bling'd Viking emblem. East meets west, or west meets east?
Surely, something's amiss here... I'm confused, really confused... maybe more research into Scythia will help my quest... maybe more research into Irish Neolithic Burial Mounds will help...

RELEVANT SCYTHIAN HISTORY: okay, here's something interesting about the BARB-arian (or bearded) Scythians from researcher David Peterson (Peter's son, in Viking parlance)... oh, and Scythian burial mounds or Kurgans! which seem to have a similar structure, but pre-date, Egypt's pyramids. So, where does this tie into the above-mentioned Irish Neolithic Burial Mounds and the British burial mound clusters and stone circles which pre-date EVERYTHING except Gobekli Tepe in modern day Turkey?
In reference to Mold Gold Cape and Boudica, "Scythian women also took warrior's roles," does this point to Scythian tribal identities in Briton long before the so-called Scythian spread west into Europe? The tale of Continual Human Tribal Extinction never ends... until we accept Cataclysmic Meteorology (via dragon-like meteors and comets) as a major genetic driver, we're whistling up a windy alley...