It’s officially shark week! There are few things that I love more than sharks and one of them is the US’s founding fathers so in a ridiculously random effort I have decided which species of shark matches up with each of them.
George Washington would be a Whale Shark; the gentle giant that everyone loves.
John Hancock is the Megalodon; flashy and cool to look at but kind of irrelevant now.
Thomas Jefferson is a Great White; the most imposing shark, very famous, and gets shit done.
Benjamin Franklin is a Hammerhead; different and more interesting than the rest as well as many people’s favorite.
John Adams would be a Tiger Shark; most likely to attack people.
Alexander Hamilton is a Bull Shark; arrogant and forceful.
James Madison would be a Leopard Shark; small and shy.
John Jay is the Blue Shark ; reliable and influential but not exciting enough to be talked about too much.