Colorado’s 9NEWS reports that an Applebee’s waitress got a surprise when she asked a margarita-ordering customer to show her I.D.
The customer was an alleged identity thief, and reportedly handed the waitress the waitress’ own I.D., apparently unaware that she was being served by the person in the photo on the identification!
The waitress phoned the police, and an arrest was made, because Applebee’s is where the action is at!
3 Things That Could Have Made This Situation Stupider
1. The police could have arrested the waitress, because the patron could have switched bodies with her in a true Freaky Friday-like identity theft incident.
2. The patron could have been a man, and handed the woman her I.D., today, on International Woman’s Day, at Applebee’s sister company, IHOP, formerly known as the International House of Pancakes. Worse International Women’s Day Commemoration At A DineEquity Restaurant Ever.
3. The patron could have been a tea-ordering Tea Party member and said “I don’t need I.D. to order tea, Stupid! But here it is anyway, Stupid, and I will continually refer to you as ‘Stupid’ instead of the name on your name tag, or the name on the I.D. I am about to hand you.”