A woman went through a red traffic light and crashed into a man’s car.
Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them is
hurt.
After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; “Wow, just look
at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This
must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live
together in peace for the rest of our days.”
The man replied,” I agree with you completely.
This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car
is completely demolished, but my bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely
God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then
she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle
and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle,
immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”
She replies, “Nah. I think I’ll just wait for the police.”
Adam ate the apple, too! Men will never learn!
~Steve~ H/T hujonwi