'Now look, I'm the leader of the Labour party, it's mine, all mine, and I intend to keep it forever, so there; and I want to be the leader of Britain, too, so you can all stop being nasty to me because I deserve to be the leader of Britain because I'm me, as in me, me, me, and if anyone tries to stop me I shall get my new best friend Len McClunky to find out where you live and bash you up and if anyone says anything nasty about me again "I'll thcream and thcream 'till I'm thick", so there!