A Dog's Mischievous Car Ride

Go for a ride?! By myself?!
Don't have to ask me twice!
Before I knew it I was in a room with a lady who's smell I didn't recognize...
Who told me I don't need to gain anymore weight...
She did compliment me on my shiny white teeth...
And listened to my golden heart... Before I knew it she was violating me without even asking permission... She saved the whammy for last, a shot right in my rump that I did not appreciate...
Perhaps I should have asked more questions about the ride.
We are joining the Monday Mischief Blog Hop, hosted by Alfie's Blog, My Brown Newfies & Snoopy's Dog Blog.