Pam seems to get all the rave reviews when she uses bad words to describe how she feels about Sookie, but her speech to Eric in episode 6 was my Pam highlight of the season.
“Let me tell you a little something about King Bill, he’s a self-loathing, power hungry, pompous little dork and you hate his guts”.
“You are a viking vampire god and you bow to no one. If someone crosses you, you rip out their liver with one fang”.
Yep, that pretty much sums it up!
But let’s not forget Sookie, and how well she was doing before another convenient dose of Compton Blood Poisoning wrecked her character later on. She pretty much had Bill sussed out too.
“You’ve been running around sticking your fangs and who knows what else into every girl in town, but the second I move on you arrest him”.
Shame she couldn’t keep it up, maybe next season?
Hard to believe that this episode was written by Raelle Tucker who is responsible for the season finale, the episode that is now universally known among Team Eric as the The Worst Episode EVER. Go try to figure that one out, because I can’t.
Anyway “I wish I was the moon tonight”.