3 New Slogans For Montana Based On What Residents Searched For On Google In 2015

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

According to research by Estately, the most searched term on Google in Montana this year was “wolves.”

Since we are all about helping states, here are 3 new slogans we propose for Montana, whose current slogans/nicknames include “Big Sky Country” and “the Last Best Place…”

  1. Montana: Team Jacob Country Since 2009
  2. Montana: Holy S*&% Wolves Have Taken Over All Our Internet Cafes, Run!
  3. Montana: The Last Best Place Until Wolves Learned How To Type, Stole Our Identities At Internet Cafes, and Now This Place Is Red Riding Hood On Steroids.