3 More Excuses For Trump Not Releasing His Tax Returns

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews
  1. Traditional Trump method of releasing information, in 140 character Tweets would drive Trump accounts insane too close to tax season.
  2. Boring! How can media devote every day to Trump when they’re reading long tax returns?
  3. We’re not saying returns were accidentally shredded for ticker tape at victory speeches, but that would be a good excuse. “Hey, I already released them from the ceiling,” Trump could honestly say.