Yesterday we wrote about a 52 year-old British woman who has covered her body in £8,500 worth of Twilight-related tattoos, and projects reaching £25,000.
Here are three less timely things she could tattoo on her body:
1. Tattoo removal instructions for Twilight tattoos.
2. “Happy 50th Birthday!” wishes from severely belated friends.
3. A contract making Kristen Stewart the highest paid actress in 2012! There’s nowhere to go but up, right? Oh, wait.