I’m the guy who will still quote Ross from Friends and cry out, “Pivot! Piv-Ot!” whenever I help people move. I’ll also probably throw in a bit of Joey’s continued cry “No more Joey and the Chan-Chan man!” from when Chandler moved into Monica’s apartment, leaving Joey behind. Every time I hear U2’s “With or Without You” I might think of its odd black and white music video or that awesome bootleg live recording I have, but I’ll also recall the way it kind of became Ross & Rachel’s song during the second season. For reasons I don’t fully understand, it seems like every other time I come across an old Friends re-run while flipping the channels it’s “The One Where Ross & Rachel Break-Up,” and I simply must stop and watch the whole thing every time. It is sitcom storytelling perfection, managing to somehow make a break-up due to infidelity both hilarious and heartbreaking. I’ve seen all the great episodes many, many times, have come to terms with the less-than-stellar final seasons, and have mostly moved on, long since removed from the days of having to see any film or other TV show the Friends cast members are in just because they were once Chandler, Joey, Ross, Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica.
And now it’s all coming back to me with Friends finally up in its entirety on Netflix. This comes after the show celebrated its 20th anniversary last year, which mean lots of retrospectives and interviews with cast and crew former NBC suits. As such, this seems like the perfect time to look back at some stories and bits of trivia from the show, but instead of doing it the normal way I’m going to mostly let them tell the story, pulling quotes from Vulture’s interview with executive producer Scott Silveri and Warren Littlefield’s book Top of the Rock: Inside the Rise and Fall of Must See TV.
25. It Was Originally Sold To Fox
Warren Littlefield (NBC President): Les Moonves, who was president of Warner Bros. TV at the time, said you have to make a pilot commitment, not a script. What this meant financially was that if I got the script and wanted to get out of the commitment, it would cost me $250,000.
As part of the compromise, David Crane and Marta Kauffman developed a different show for Fox, a high school drama called Reality Check, which ultimately never made it to air.
24. Craig Bierko Could Have Been Chandler
Steven Weber and Craig Bierko in Larry David’s 1998 film Sour Grapes, which, oddly enough, featured a Matthew Perry-like character who was an actor in an obvious Friends clone
Kauffman: One of the first actors on our list was Matthew Perry to play Chandler, but he was doing a show called LAX 2194 about baggage handlers in the future, so he wasn’t available. We brought other people in […] The person who came closest was Craig Bierko, and we found out later that Matthew had coached him.
Lori Openden (NBC’s Head of Casting): The producers wanted to go with Craig Bierko instead of Matthew Perry for Chandler. Bierko read the script and passed.
Warren: Thank God!
Karey Burke (NBC’s Executive VP of Prime-Time Programming): We kind of talked Craig Bierko out of being in Friends. Ultimately, he made his own decision, sort of. He took another pilot where he could be the lead and the only star.
Kauffman: We took Matthew in second position.
23. Nancy McKeon Could Have Been Monica
Openden: Nancy McKeon from Facts of Life also read for Courteny’s part. She gave a terrific performance. Warren let Mart and David make the call. They went off for a walk and came back and said Courteny.
But why?
Kauffman: Because we were doing an ensemble there was something very appealing about not using someone as known as Nancy McKeon.
Yet neither McKeon nor Cox actually read the part the way the writers had envisioned it:
Crane: When we originally wrote the role, we had Janeane Garofalo’s voice in our head, darker, edgier, and snarkier. Courteny brought a whole bunch of other colors to it.
22. Jami Gertz Could Have Been Rachel
She’s the girl you had the crush on in The Lost Boys
Crane: An exec at NBC called to say she’d offered the part of Rachel to Jami Gertz. We didn’t have a Rachel, and Jami Gertz is a really talented actress, but not Rachel. So we held our breath for 24 hours until she passed.
21. Jennifer Aniston Wasn’t Technically Available
Kauffman: Jennifer came in, and she was in a show that was on the air-Muddling Through.
Crane: We had a meeting with the guy who created Muddling Through and asked him if he’d let her go.
Openden: We auditioned other actors for Jennifer’s part, but nobody else was good enough. It was a pretty big risk. Her show was a comedy for CBS. They’d shot eight episodes and had them on the shelf for six months. They still had the rights to air it.
Jamie Tarses (NBC’s VP of Comedy Development): Then we had Jennifer Aniston crying to Les Moonves to let her out of the CBS show she was on.
Preston Beckman (NBC’s Scheduler): I put Danielle Steele movies on opposite the Jennifer Aniston show on CBS. I killed it.
After they shot the pilot, CBS still hadn’t canceled Muddling Through yet. That would normally mean they’d have to re-cast the role, but Warren Littlefield decided to move forward with Aniston as Rachel even though they’d have to re-shoot all of her scenes across multiple episodes with a new actress if CBS called her back.
20. Matt LeBlanc’s Skinned Nose Helped Him Get the Role of Joey
Yes, he had previously done two Red Shoes Diaries episodes
Joey was not originally written as a particularly stupid character. That changed after they cast Matt LeBlanc because he plays dumb well, but also that’s the frame of mind you’re put into when you first meet him after he’s…well, I’ll let him tell it:
LeBlanc: I was practicing lines with an actor friend of mine, and he said, “This show is about a group of friends, so we should go out tonight and get drunk, as though we were friends. We should just keep that in mind.” So we went out, and I fell down and skinned my nose really badly. I went to the audition, with this huge scab on my face, and Marta said, “What happened to your face?” I said, “Aw, it’s a long story.” She thought it was funny and laughed, and that kind of set the tone for the room.”
19. David Schwimmer Didn’t Have to Audition, But He Still Didn’t Want to Do It
David Schwimmer in Monty with Henry Wrinkler. They only made 6 episodes.
Marta Kauffman and David Crane had previously auditioned David Schwimmer for a pilot, Couples, which ultimately didn’t make it to air. They remembered Schwimmer so clearly that they offered him the part of Ross in Friends without an audition. The problem was that Schwimmer no longer wanted anything to do with TV, having sworn it off after nobody he worked with on the short-lived Henry Wrinkler sitcom Monty listened to any of his ideas. He wanted a collaborative, creative experience; they just wanted him to shut up and say his damn lines. So, he ran back to his theater company in Chicago, and told his agent not to send him anything. She ignored that, and demanded he read the Friends script. He liked it, but he still wasn’t going to do it until two random phone calls came his way:
Scwhimmer: I got a phone call from Robby Benson in Chicago, who is friends with Mart and David. I was a huge fan of Robby Benson, and I had never met him. Out of the blue, I get this phone call from him. He said, “Look, I really think you should consider this. At least go and meet with Marta and David and talk about it. And then Jim Burrows, who had directed every episode of Cheers and nearly episode of Taxi, called. Jim is my idol. I just think the world of him. To have these two people call, and then to understand, which I didn’t realize at first, that they had written Ross with my voice in mind was hugely flattering. I thought, “I’d be an idiot not to go.”
18. We Have Pontius Pilot to Thank for Ross’ Early, Ultra-Short Hair
17. Lisa Kudrow Was Terrified They Were Going to Fire Her
James Burrows had fired Lisa Kudrow from Frasier, where she was the original actress cast to play Roz
Kudrow: I was terrified that first week. It was James Burrows again. He was collaborate and inclusive of the cast. So, he would say, “Why are they friends with her?” Meaning me. “We have to figure that out. She doesn’t fit.” At one point he thought it would be funny if I deliver my monolog under the table. They’re all sitting around the table. Rachel is about to cut up her credit cards. Instead of being with them, I’m under the table, because I’m “quirky.” I thought, “This is the run-through where Marta and David are going to say, “This character doesn’t work. We have to rethink it. She’s just not part of the group.” Thank God, they simply said, “Um, Lisa, not that it’s a bad choice, but I don’t think that’s a good spot for you under the table.” I didn’t know how to answer that. I would never have put myself under the table. Jimmy said, “No, that was me. We were just trying something.”
16. They Broke the Actor’s Code, and Regularly Gave Notes to Each other
15. They Almost Called It Six of One
Wild Oats, with Paul Rudd, was the real buzzy show of the moment, centering around a group of lovable 20-somethings in Chicago
Karey Burke: Six of One was the name of the show during the pilot. Then Kauffman and Crane came back with Friends, which we thought was such a snore. Some people thought the show was too Gen X, way too narrow. There was more buzz about Fox’s version of the same concept, a show called Wild Oats with Paul Rudd.
14. NBC’s Notes Included the Idea To Have Them Live Across the Hall From Each Other & A Suggested Older Character
This joke may never have been possible if not for Warren Littlefield
Crane: Warren also suggested we actually call it Across the Hall, which we did not do. Once we got into making the show, I don’t think we’d realized how important having them across the hall would be. We just hadn’t done that much four-camera television.
NBC also wanted them to add an older character, specifically a male owner of the coffehouse:
Crane: We tried a pass at this character, but it was like you’re writing, you’re going, “Hate myself, hate myself, hate myself.” We ended up bringing in the parents as recurring characters instead.
13. They Became Real Life Friends Because They All Thought That Would Help the Show in the Long Run
It was so much easier to make it through these chummy photoshoots if they didn’t have to fake it and genuinely liked eachother
Kudrow: When we started shooting that first season, Jimmy said, “Use my dressing room to hang out.” Because it was bigger. We would all hang out playing poker and bonding because I think we all understood that the point of the show was that we were family and best friends. We needed to hang out, get to know each other, and bond as quickly as possible, because that’s the only way that the show was going to work.
12. David Schwimmer Or His Mom Or Both Convinced The Cast To Negotiate Together
John Agoglia (NBC’s Head of Business Affairs): At one point David Schwimmer’s mother convinced the cast to negotiate as a group. She’s a prominent divorce attorney. Her license plate is “Ex Barracuda.”
11. Tom Selleck Was Only Supposed To Be in One Or Two Episodes At the Most
10. The Group Negotiations Almost Killed the Show
If it had been his call, this man would have fired Matt LeBlanc and destroyed the Friends cast’s mini-union
Schwimmer succeeded in convincing his castmates to operate as a mini-union, and by the third season they were all earning the same salary: $75,000 per episode. As the fourth season came to a close, though, they again re-negotiated, but this time it didn’t go quite so smoothly.
Harold Brook (NBC’s Executive VP for Business Affairs After John Agoglia Left): The numbers were insane when it came time to renew their contracts. The night before we were going to announce the schedule, I was in the bathroom at a restaurant and got a call from Warner Bros. “It’s starting,” they said. The negotiation started around 10:00 PM and closed around 3:00 AM. We had two promos made-one was the season finale, and one was the series finale.
Dick Wolf (Legendary TV writer/producer behind Law & Order): When they made the Friends deal, the $100,000 apiece deal, I was pretty upset. What I would have done was come out the first day, say I was disappointed the cast had chosen to negotiate in the press, and I had the unpleasant news that Matt LeBlanc wouldn’t be on the show next year. I guarantee that you’d never have gotten to a second name.
Damn, Dick Wolf, fire Matt LeBlanc? No more Joey & the Chan-Chan Man?
9. They Almost Put Monica and Chandler Together In Season 3
Scott Silveri: People got excited about the idea. [Fellow Friends writer] Shana Goldberg-Meehan was the one who said, ‘I just feel like at this point it would feel a little desperate.” We had gotten excited about the stories we could tell, but once she said that, we were all shamed and ran away. It became clear it was too early to explore something like that […] There was a little bit of relationship ennu among us writers. We’d already done a lot of drama between Ross and Rachel. And nobody wanted it to become the ‘Get Together and Break-Up’ show.
8. Pairing Monica and Chandler Together Eventually Became Too Irresistible Because It Would Prolong the Life of the Show
7. The Idea Was for Monica/Chandler to Be a Flipside Version of Ross/Rachel
Silveri: “If someone’s too high drama, you look for someone stable. And so with Monica and Chandler, we decided to roll out in a way that was a reaction to the last big relationship [the show] had. With Ross and Rachel, it was so public, it was experienced by the group. Like, before there even was a ‘Ross and Rachel,’ there were the guys coaching Ross [about how to get her]. And then in the third season, with the breakup, it affected the six of them as much of the two of them. We’d ridden that bus as far as we cared to […] The goal from the get-go was to treat Monica and Chandler’s hookup as a surprise, a jolt in the second half of the hour-long season finale to add some energy and fun. The only real debate was around just how we’d get Monica and Chandler there that morning, how many crumbs to drop to lead the audience and the characters to the moment, all in hopes that the fact that they ended up in bed that morning wouldn’t feel unmotivated and false.”
6. They Filmed Monica-Chandler’s First Hook-Up In Front of 3 Separate Studio Audiences
Silveri: So we got to experience them seeing that [Monica and Chandler] scene three times. The first time, I was huddled around a monitor, watching [the actors] perform. And when Monica popped up from beneath the sheets [after their hookup], there was just this explosion from the audience. It was a combination of a laugh/gasp/cry/shriek. They were just blown away by it. It was so intense, for the second or third takes, instead of watching the monitors, I just turned around and watched the audience […] Before the dawn of social media, you could keep secrets. We didn’t have to worry about spoilers.
5. Monica-Chandler Would Have Simply Been Abandoned If Audiences Had Responded The Way They Did
4. They Regularly Worked Into the Small Hours of the Morning
Kauffman: But it was our notes that killed us. We knew we had to listen to the audience. Their silence tells you a lot. Laughing in good and bad ways. Laughing at setups instead of jokes.
Crane: We also felt everyone’s opinion was valid. There was no hierarchy. It made everything better, but longer too. Sometimes we lost our energy because we took so much time trying to find a better joke when we should have just moved one.
Kudrow: I think it was after our fifth or sixth year when it got easier because we insisted. We had enough power at that point. “We only need this much time to get it done.” We insisted on starting in the afternoon. Marta said, “We don’t find a studio audience at three.” We told her, “People plan vacations around this show. Let’s try.” It worked, and then we weren’t done at two in the morning anymore.
3. The Cast Really, Really Didn’t Like the Joey-Rachel Romance
LeBlanc: It felt wildly inappropriate. I was like, “That’s Rachel. She’s supposed to be with Ross.” Everybody got super-defensive about the whole thing. We went to David and Marta as a group and said, “We’re really concerned about this. It doesn’t feel right. We have a problem with it.
Crane: Once it actually started it was heartbreaking because it couldn’t go anywhere. It was always going to be Ross and Rachel.
2. It Could Have Easily Ended With Season 8 or 9
Kauffman: At that point, we said, “Season ten it is.”
Crane: You can’t keep writing the last season. You have to know where you’re going and go there. Having seen the Seinfeld finale and knowing when you depart from who you are, it doesn’t make the audience happy, let’s deliver to the audience what they want and what they’ve earned.
1. The Stress of Ending the Show Forced Matt LeBlanc to Start Smoking (Again)
Sources: Vulture, Top of the Rock