You've seen X-Men: Apocalypse. So have I. You've got some question. So do I. I already wrote my spoiler-lite review. Now it's time for some nitpicking:
1. What exactly are Apocalypse's powers?Whenever his eyes roll back and go all white he's mutant god, capable of waging a war against Xavier in his mind while simultaneously holding off Magneto, Beast, Quicksilver, Mystique and Cyclops in the physical world. He can put up force fields around his body, and create cosmic portals to anywhere he so desires. He can manipulate matter, turn humans into piles of dust or meld them with stone, and enhance the powers of any mutant he encounters.
Cool, but how exactly did he become so all powerful? I know the comic book answer is complicated, but in the movie as best I can tell he has the ability to transfer his consciousness to other mutants, absorbing their powers in the process while also maintaining all of his old ones. Maybe that was his power to begin with. Does that sort of make him the X-Men version of Sylar from Heroes?
2. Why hadn't anyone recognized Magneto in Poland until after he used his powers?I didn't. I kept wanting to call Lucas Till "Not-Matt Smith" in this movie. It's the same actor and character who was one of the original X-Men in First Class and popped up for a "saved by Mystique" cameo in Days of Future Past. However, since it's been 5 years since Havok was a significant character in any of these movies I had mostly forgotten about him.
He promises to kill all of them, and even explains why. He does it entirely in English, though. One of the workers pleads in his native language, "Please don't do this," or something to that effect. Did they all understand what Magneto was saying? Or was it just that one guy?
Unrelated, this cross-promotional commercial featuring most of the new X-Men is better than some of the actual scenes in Apocalypse.
7. How exactly did Stryker's helicoptors show up at Xavier's mansion so fast?How do you top "Time in a Bottle"? Quicksilver save everyone in Xavier's mansion as it explodes. As was the case with his Days of Futures Past sequence, the result is one of the film's highlights. However, this time they have Quicksilver lifting and tossing at least 20 different characters around like rag dolls. Make cops punch each other and push bullets out of the air, sure, but throw people out of windows like it's no problem? Is that something we knew he could do?
8. How did Wolverine still end up in Stryker's Weapon X program after being saved by Mystique at the end of Days of Future Past?A huge event just went down at the mansion. All of the world's nukes are in the air. It's time to move in. I get that. But Stryker's helicoptors show up on scene within maybe 5 minutes of the event. Hypothetical answer: Stryker's so anti-mutant he's had a secret, nearby team on standbye for years, ready to swoop in at a moment's notice. That's how they got there so fast.
Um, shut up about that, that's how. Clearly something went south along the way because the real Stryker is keeping a newly Weapon X version of Wolverine in a cage in the Alkaline Lake research facility in Apocalypse. A lot could have happened in the decade between movies. Maybe Mystique did save him, but Wolverine was caught a couple of years later because, as Legends of Tomorrow 's Rip Hunter would be put it, time wants to happen.
10. What does it mean for the future that Jean went full-on Phoenix?Wolverine's one moment of humanity in Apocalypse comes when Jean manages to psychically calm him down and restore an absolutely minimal part of his memory. However - and maybe I only thought this because I was actively aware of the nearly three-decade age difference between Sophie Turner and Hugh Jackman - was there an unexpected sexual energy between the two of them in that moment, him barechested and animal-like and her the only one allowed to touch him without getting hurt? He will eventually fall in love with this woman, and she'll be content to gaze at him longingly before returning back to Scott. Was this Apocalypse moment meant to hint at Jean and Wolverine's undeniable connection? Or am I reading into it too much?
11. Is it odd that Bryan Singer once mocked the notion of comic book-faithful costumes and visuals but now made a clear point with Apocalypse to put everyone into their comic book costumes (or close to it)?As the X-Men enter into the final battle, the new recruits all explain how much Mystique's "coming out" moment in 1973 changed all of their lives, showing them that they weren't alone in the world. It's a wonderful sentiment, one which plays perfectly on the faces of Sophie Turner, Tye Sheridan and Kodi Smit-McPhee. That's largely because this is the first time we've ever see them as Jean, Cyclops and Nightcrawler so it's easy to imagine them as little kids in 1973. However, Quicksilver is also on that war plane with them, and he says the same thing about how much Mystique changing his life.
One small problem: does it really look like 10 years have passed for this person?
A decade has passed for the character, but Evan Peters is only two years older. They appear to have added some slight lines under his eyes, and greyed his hair a little more to compensate. Otherwise, he looks mostly the same.
Is it a big problem? Not really. It's to be expected, really. But as Quicksilver undercuts the moment by joking nothing in his life has actually changed, e.g., still living in his mom's basement, you're inclined to joke back that nothing about his appearance has significantly changed either.
13. What the heck is the Essex Corp. in the Post-Credits Scene?It's an issue for all of the returning actors. Around twenty years have passed in the X-Men world in-between First Class and Apocalypse, yet these actors are all only around 5 years older. So, Rose Byrne and James McAvoy have slight hints of grey in their hair now, although I'd swear none of that grey was in Byrne's hair during the early Cairo scenes. I didn't personally notice any difference in Fassbender, Hoult or Lawrence, although Mystique's shape-shifting makes her more or less age-proof.
Huh?
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The first big reveal, the Essex Corp name, is a major deal because "Essex" is the surname of one of the X-Men's most prominent villains: Mister Sinister. Essex Corp is most certainly a shout out to the character, a creepy, glam rock geneticist born in the Victorian era and obsessed with genetics, cloning and meddling with the building blocks of life for his own selfish purposes. The fact that this Essex Corp was concerned with snatching a vial of Wolverine's blood makes the reveal even more Sinister. Then there's the fact that Richard E. Grant has been cast in "Wolverine 3" as a "mad-scientist type" villain. It looks like "X-Men: Apocalypse" may have confirmed that that "mad-scientist type" is Mister Sinister.
What the Essex Corp men placed in the briefcase is another potentially massive reveal. They took a sample of Logan's blood to, presumably, take it to a villain known for creating clones (most notably of Jean Grey and his henchmen the Marauders). Wolverine does have a clone in the comics - a very notable one, so it's possible that this post-credits scene sets up X-23, Wolverine's teenage female clone.
What about you? What were some of the questions you had after seeing Apocalypse? You can get as nerdy and as nitpicky as you want in the comments section.