After watching the new Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Comic-Con trailer yesterday I hopped over to BirthMoviesDeath to get their take on it, amused to see that their headline read: "No Laughs Survived The BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE Panel." I instantly begged to differ because I definitely laughed when Jesse Eisenberg's Lex Luthor closes the trailer with an unintentionally hilarious subdued reading of the line, "The red capes are coming! The red capes are coming!" Then I read Evan Saathoff 's piece and saw that he would probably agree with me, "I think I might be all alone on this, but this movie looks absolutely ridiculous. So much of it feels awesome, but the seriousness on display here crosses over into comic levels a number of times. This is especially true whenever Lex Luthor shows up, but also the couple times we see Superman and Bruce Wayne looking at things with their strongest 'I want to kill you' faces."
That's actually a fantastic trailer. I don't mean that it necessarily makes Batman v Superman look like a fantastic movie, but that trailer absolutely lets me know what kind of movie Batman v Superman is going to be. As summarized by THR, "The world is torn between hero worship and outright suspicion of Superman (Henry Cavill, who spends the entire trailer silent, tellingly enough) in the wake of the events of Man of Steel - somewhat understandably, considering the carnage caused in that movie's final battle - with Batman being manipulated by someone into deciding that Superman needs to be stopped [...] It's brash, unsubtle - the operatic music when the logo is revealed being a genuinely glorious zenith of melodrama - and it sets out the stakes of the movie perfectly; you know what this movie is going to be like after watching, and it's something that's both more realistic and more of a heightened reality than what Marvel offers in its movies."
The question becomes whether or not the version of Batman v Superman communicated in that trailer is something you want to see. I am reminded of a conversation I had with a best friend as we left a screening of Kingsman: The Secret Service earlier this year. Throughout the film, she sunk deeper and deeper into her seat and her sighs of annoyance grew louder and louder, clearly indicating she was hating nearly every single minute of what she was seeing, sophomoric anal sex jokes and all. Afterward, she conceded that perhaps Kingsman's true sin was simply that it was not the right movie for her, going something like, "That movie was clearly not made with someone like me in mind." I can't say that about myself with Batman v Superman because I fall right into the target audience, but I suspect that this probably isn't going to be the right movie for me. I usually prefer jokes and story, and this is going to have plenty of grim faces and spectacle. It's just a different philosophical approach, and it's not really connecting with me right now.
Here are a couple of stray reactions:
1) The World Trade Center Evocation Seems Wrong As a reminder, it's been estimated that Metropolis suffered $700 billion worth of physical damage during Superman's game of rock-em, sock-em Kryptonians with Zod. To put that in context, 9/11 only caused $55 billion worth of physical damage. That fight in Metropolis resulted in 129,000 known fatalities, nearly a million injuries, and over 250,000 missing and assumed dead, according to Watson Technical Consulting and Buzzfeed. That is an impact comparable to the Nagasaki nuclear bomb.
As such, whether we believe them or not Zack Syder and company have been saying that it was always their intention to revisit the consequences of Superman's actions, and the trailer reveals that Bruce Wayne was personally affected since one of those crumbling buildings in Metropolis was owned by WayneCorps. Worse than that, Bruce was actually on the ground and rushed headlong into the approaching debris cloud to save someone. This looks so thoroughly inspired by the scenes on the ground of New York City as pedestrians and first responders dealt with the collapse of the World Trade Center. So many movies have evoked 9/11 since then, and it's an obvious reference point for Batman v Superman. However, it just feels wrong to me.
2) That's Not How I Pictured The Batcave
Neither good or bad. Just a "Huh. Don't know that I've ever seen the batcave look like that before."
3) Who's Leaving the Notes for Batman?
The Joker is the most obvious candidate, but maybe it's Lex Luthor.
4) Jeremy Irons Is a Particularly Dapper Alfred
I am assuming this version of Alfred will be a bit more action hero-y, ala Sean Pertwee in Gotham. That's usually a divisive direction to take Alfred, but Irons definitely nails Alfred's more traditional mode: dishing out sage advice.
5) I Had Kind of Forgotten That Amy Adams, Laurence Fishburne and Diane Lane Are Also In This
I knew that the supporting players from Man of Steel were all coming back, but because there's been so much focus on all of the Justice League characters I had completely forgotten about Amy Adams as Lois, Fishburne as Perry White and Diane Lane as Ma Kent. So, the first time Amy Adams popped up in the trailer I did a quick double take, kind of like, "Oh, you're still around?" It reminds me of how I walked out of Man of Steel assuming we were set up for a more traditional Superman sequel, and now I'm mildly surprised Batman v Superman has any time for Lois Lane, Perry White and Ma Kent. There is a slight charge from hearing Perry White chastise Clark Kent for taking on Batman in the newspaper. Jackie Cooper's Perry White never got to say anything like that because Batman didn't exist in that universe.
6) Clark Kent's Parents Suck at Giving Advice
Pa Kent would literally rather die in a tornado than see his son use his powers in Man of Steel, and now Ma Kent (I know her name is Martha, but I always think of her as Ma Kent) is stepping up to give Clark confusing advice, acting as his moral compass before adding in a quick, "You don't owe this world a thing." With great power must also come your freedom to do whatever the hell you want.
7) Not a Fan of Lex's Hair
Well, at least Jesse Eisenberg's Lex isn't wearing hoodies, as until this point I had been picturing him as his version of Mark Zuckerberg in The Social Network. He's got the long hair, speaks in hushed tones, gets Superman to kneel in front of him at one point, and just...I dunno. To some, Eisenberg steals this trailer, but to me I see a performance which could be next year's version of Eddie Redmayne in Jupiter Ascending, aka, widely mocked for being comically bad.
8) Have Mercy
That's Tao Okamoto as Mercy Graves, Lex Luthor's assistant and bodyguard who was originally created for Superman: The Animated Series She's like a lesser Harley Quinn in that she was created for an animated series and has since entered the larger canon, but she's never broken through as a significant character the way Quinn has. I always liked her on Superman: TAS, where she was memorably voiced by Lisa Edelstein, and it is fun to see her here, even if she doesn't actually look anything like I remember her from TAS.
9) Who's the Diver? Is that Jason Momoa's Aquaman? Or at least somehow connected to him?
10) Why Do We Need to See Batman's Parents Killed Again?Ugh. Didn't we just see Bruce Wayne's parents killed again in the first episode of Gotham? Why must we revisit it again in Batman v Superman? One of the more appealing parts of this new version of Batman is that he comes sans origin story, meeting him on the tail end of his crime fighting career. That means no flashbacks to watching his parents die, or at least that's what we thought. I guess they decided it was too important to the identity of Batman to simply assume we already know about his dead parents trauma.
11) Good for Wonder Woman
We're still not seeing much of Wonder Woman, but she looks fairly cool in the trailer, although something about her brief action moments makes me think of 300. This movie is called Batman v Superman, and this is actually the first full-length trailer. I wasn't expecting to see a ton of Wonder Woman at this point. I am assuming she will be featured more in the ads the closer we get to the March 2016 release.
12) Zack Snyder Loves His Splash Page Homages
That image from the movie (above) might be an homage to the cover of The Dark Knight Returns #1.