11 Hypothetical Breakups You Might Actually Care About

By Katie Hoffman @katienotholmes

None of us are strangers to painful breakups (Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, you and that person with the weird laugh you lowered your standards for, Pluto and planethood…), but some breakups hit closer to home than others. Head over to Long Awkward Pause, because today I’m contemplating 11 Hypothetical Breakups You Might Actually Care About.

P.S.: If Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow’s separation broke your heart, you might want to sit this one out.