Recognise these? You're probably a breastfeeding mother.... 1// One top up, one top down 2// There really is a point in crying over spilt milk 3// Your postman has seen it ALL 4// Frequently going out and realising you didn’t reclip you bra. On either side… 5// “Oh, I can’t…I’m feeding the baby. You’ll have to make dinner/hoover/walk the dogs…and yes I need that chocolate, if you could just fetch it for me” 6// Half your wardrobe being defunct as it neither lifts up or pulls down adequately 7// Finding pajamas that will be OK for a night feed. Especially winter pyjamas 8// Sitting down to feed and realising you don't have your phone/iPad/the TV remote/a drink/a snack. And nobody else is home... 9// Remembering the first time that ‘not even boob worked’, and you realised you are a one trick pony as far as comforting your child goes 10// The first few times you spend a few hours away from your baby and return home looking like Pamela Anderson and you MAKE little one eat, even if they aren’t that fussed…