10 Quick Thanksgiving Questions

By Brisdon @shutuprun

To do: Cut and paste below into comments and add your answers. Feel free to cut/paste onto your blog for fun.

1. How old do you have to be to move up from the kids’ table? 

Teen.

2. Stuff the turkey or cook stuffing separately? (aka salmonella or not?)

No stuff.

3. Who sits at the head of the table?

My dad.

4. Pumpkin, pecan, apple pie?

Pumpkin

5. What the hell is mince meat?

The devil’s pie. I honestly have no clue.

6. Is it okay to play Christmas music on Thanksgiving?

Yes. I don’t have a favorite Thanksgiving album.

7. In five words or less, worst Thanksgiving memory?

Fox ate all leftovers.

8. Speaking of leftovers. Who gets dibs on them? 

The host, unless the host is my mom then she should give them to me.

9. Worst Thanksgiving food?

Tomato aspic (not that I’ve ever been served it, but I would vomit)

10. Best Thanksgiving quick joke?

Q: How do Rednecks celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Pump kin!

Have a wonderful Thanksgiving friends!

SUAR