-James Franco may pass himself off as a Renaissance man, but there’s one thing he can’t do: dance (as proven by this new Grease-inspired R.E.M. music video).
-Halle Berry’s ex Gabriel Aubry is showing off his battered face and claiming Olivier Martinez made death threats against him.
-The Office‘s Rainn Wilson and Craig Robinson wasted no time spoofing Angus T. Jones‘ video.
-Oh goodie: now Charlie Sheen has weighed in on the Two and a Half Men hoopla.
-Jada Pinkett Smith’s response to the kerfuffle surrounding her daughter Willow‘s hair is actually pretty boss.
-Another day, another American Idol scandal. This one involves Nicki Minaj calling Steven Tyler a racist. If only the show were this entertaining…
-Speaking of Idolers, Kelly Clarkson is not happy that a tabloid implied she had anorexia.
-Ashlee Simpson and that guy from Boardwalk Empire are kaput.
-Also joining the Splitsville population: Shia LaBeouf and Karolyn Pho.
-Brad Pitt has a new movie coming out this week, which means we’re suddenly flooded with soundbites about his upcoming marriage. Yay?
-Guys, Ben Savage AND Danielle Fishel have both signed on for the Boy Meets World sequel. I’m way too excited about this.
-Elizabeth Hasselbeck said something I kinda agree with and now my world is askew.
-Shakira just showed off her giant baby bump on Instagram.
-This morning, Scarlett Johansson tried her hand at being a meteorologist, revealing that she has no clue where Pennsylvania is.
-Aaron Paul just found out how Breaking Bad is going to end. If he needs a hug, I’m available.
-If Justin Bieber can’t be with Selena Gomez, does a Selena Gomez lookalike count?
-Amanda Bynes is too busy posting trashy photos on Instagram to show up to her court hearings.
-Well, this might be the meanest elevator prank in the history of the world.
-I haven’t actually seen Breaking Dawn, Part 2 but this clip of Michael Sheen’s weird laugh might just make the whole thing worth seeing in theatres.
-Kim Kardashian was the most searched person of 2012, proving most people don’t deserve the Internet.
-Rupert Grint just revealed that Emma Watson once had a thing with the guy who played Neville Longbottom. She must be just thrilled about that.
-Neil Patrick Harris‘ trippy new web series, Neil’s Puppet Dreams, has debuted. I don’t want to oversell it, but it’s probably the best thing you’ll ever see.
