I know this came out yesterday, but I’m trying to catch up. Sammy Sosa looking fresh to death! I mean, I feel bad for the chick next to him. Way to dress up, honey. Maybe next time you can put a dress on or something. Don’t take a photo with the Sammy Sosa unless you’re ready to go to a black tie affair because this guy is bringing the heat. Bro went straight politician with the hair do too. Who cares if he looks completely fake and is a different color than when he was playing baseball. No big deal.
![Sammy Sosa Looking Like A Wax Figure Of Sammy Sosa SS](http://m5.paperblog.com/i/64/646494/sammy-sosa-looking-like-a-wax-figure-of-sammy-L-LvtV3U.jpeg)
Vs.
![Sammy Sosa Looking Like A Wax Figure Of Sammy Sosa SS4](http://m5.paperblog.com/i/64/646494/sammy-sosa-looking-like-a-wax-figure-of-sammy-L-Agmekn.jpeg)
No contest!