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Top 10 Banging Animals Pulling Christmas Crackers

By Russell Deasley @Worlds_Top_10
Top 10 Banging Animals Pulling Christmas Crackers

Top 10 Banging Animals Pulling Christmas Crackers

If there is one thing I love doing at Christmas it has to be pulling a cracker. The poor jokes, the cheap toys, it’s all part of the festive fun. Animals also love them, only they get ones that don’t go bang…

Top 10 Banging Animals Pulling Christmas Crackers

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Top 10 Banging Animals Pulling Christmas Crackers

Top 10 Banging Animals Pulling Christmas Crackers

Pig Pulling a Christmas Cracker

10 – Pig

Once that cracker goes bang this little piggy is going wee, wee, wee all the way home.

Top 10 Banging Animals Pulling Christmas Crackers

Meerkat Pulling a Christmas Cracker

9 – Meerkat

Let’s hope that cracker doesn’t go off now, otherwise his ears will be ringing for days!

Top 10 Banging Animals Pulling Christmas Crackers

Lemur Pulling a Christmas Cracker

8 – Lemur

Lemur’s a naturally very inquisitive anyway so imagine what one did when he was given his first Christmas cracker!

Top 10 Banging Animals Pulling Christmas Crackers

Cotton-Top Tamarin Pulling a Christmas Cracker

7 – Cotton-Top Tamarin

They might look small and cute, but they can pull 40 crackers in under a minute!

Top 10 Banging Animals Pulling Christmas Crackers

Chimps Pulling a Christmas Cracker

6 – Chimps

You know the table Chimps of your own family, they are the ones that want to pull the Crackers before the meal.

Top 10 Banging Animals Pulling Christmas Crackers

Dog Pulling a Christmas Cracker

5 – Dog

Some people (and animals) are never happy pulling just one cracker, they have to have the lot.

Top 10 Banging Animals Pulling Christmas Crackers

Chinchilla Pulling a Christmas Cracker

4 – Chinchilla

He doesn’t get to see many crackers in the wild, so he is making up for lost time by pulling open a whole box of them! If only he knew how.

Top 10 Banging Animals Pulling Christmas Crackers

Cat Pulling a Christmas Cracker

3 – Cat

Curiosity might not kill this cat, but it will make him have a life-long fear of Christmas crackers.

Top 10 Banging Animals Pulling Christmas Crackers

Squirrels Pulling a Christmas Cracker

2 – Squirrels

The moment that thing goes bang these two will go nuts! Which just so happens to be what is inside of it.

Top 10 Banging Animals Pulling Christmas Crackers

Ring-Tailed Lemur Pulling a Christmas Cracker

1 – Ring-Tailed Lemur

At least they can help each other pull. There is nothing harder than trying to pull a Christmas cracker on your own.

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