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You Don’t Know My Life: 6-Year-Old DRAGS Santa Claus And All His Bullsh!t Back To North Pole

Posted on the 06 December 2017 by Sumithardia

You Don’t Know My Life: 6-Year-Old DRAGS Santa Claus And All His Bullsh!t Back To North Pole

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6-Year-Old Pens Hilariously Cynical Letter To Santa Claus</h2
Yes, some kids believe that Santa Claus is as real as Beyoncé's backside, but some kids just aren't going for the banana in the tailpipe.
Enter the 6-year-old son of NPR reporter Sarah McCammon. He clearly is not you average first grader. His ability to think critically AND deliver a soul-scorched drag is something that we should all admire and strive for.

My 6yo Santa skeptic was told to write a letter to Santa at school. So he did… pic.twitter.com/XUFGMnXDFT
— Sarah McCammon NPR (@sarahmccammon) December 3, 2017

PS – the "troubles" in his life? His brother. Don't call child services.
— Sarah McCammon NPR (@sarahmccammon) December 3, 2017

Here's what the boy's father told Redbook:
“He’s not cynical — in fact he’s a really sentimental guy,” he adds. “He’s always the first to insist we decorate the house and start playing Christmas music. He just likes to feel that people are being straight with him. I think he felt kind of like you or I would feel if one of our bosses said to write a letter to Santa Claus.”
LMAO! You can’t respect that…

Source: You Don’t Know My Life: 6-Year-Old DRAGS Santa Claus And All His Bullsh!t Back To North Pole

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