A Swede arrives at a Finn's house with a litre bottle of vodka. The Finn silently lets him into the dining room where the Swede sits at the table with the bottle.
Not a word is spoken.
The Finn goes off and returns with two vodka glasses. The Swede fills the two glasses with the vodka, and they begin to drink.
Not a word is spoken.
After much silence and a half-empty bottle, the Swede ventures a comment: "Good vodka, this, heh?".
At this, the Finn slaps the Swede across the face and shouts:
"Did you come here to talk or to drink?"
