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Top 10 Indicators That Your Employer Has Switched to an Obamacare-approved Health Plan

By Eowyn @DrEowyn

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10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

9. Directions to your doctor’s office include “Take a left when you enter the trailer park.”

8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

7. The only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter.

6. The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is “an apple a day.”

5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

4. “The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges” is not a typographical error.

3. The only expense covered 100% is “Embalming”.

2. Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M’s on them.

And the Number One indicator you’ve joined an Obamacare-approved health care plan . . . .

1. You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.

H/t FOTM’s Wild Bill Alaska  :D


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