Narcissistic loon Tony Blair has called for his local Curry House to be bombed after the Chicken Tikka Masala he’d ordered turned out to be “Dodgy”.
As he told GFB,
“I was with the Chairs of Goldman Sachs, EXXON and Halliburton outlining my plans for peace in the Middle East by bombing the shite out of the place. Only bombing will bring about the long-lasting peace we in the West deserve. Mass slaughter will open their eyes to my genius.
The curry turns up and the chicken was a ropey. The owners are Bengali and Muslim – after all I have done for Muslims! So I got on the blower to the RAF to order them to launch a few Sidewinders into the “Passage To India”.
“They told to me to “Fuck Off You Nutter!”
Me! Tony!
So, I called me old muckers Bill Clinton and George W to see if the Yanks could strike and y’know what? They never returned my call! Me! After all I’ve done for America!
There’s always Vladimir – he’s a chum now – especially as I am considering being a peace envoy for Ukraine – worth a few bob that gig.
As I said 10 years ago. History will be my judge. For without me there would be no peace in Iraq today. Does anybody know where a good curry house is though?”
“Cos We’re Worth It!”
