Hello Oily
With the Soccerball World Cup being played out in Brazil next summer, what are your views on the Brazilian? Sambatastic or are you a bush guy.
Aged Elsie, St Austell
Oily Replies;
Hey Elsie baby.
First off may I just say that I don’t think you are aged at all, not if last night is anything to go by.
I spent a long hot summer on the Copacabana a few years ago. Did you ever see the movie ‘City of God’? Didn’t like it, totally unrealistic. I filmed the real Brazil in my documentary ‘City of Thongs’. A history of the garment, where it originated.
For instance did you know that Queen Victoria wore an early protoype, a kind of hairshirt for the arse – which historians claim explains her permanent miserable gurn.
Armed with such fascinating historical facts I wandered the beaches interviewing beautiful, oiled up thong clad ass shaking women. The results were…..well, exhausting.
The question I ask society at large in this wonderful piece of Pilgeresque journalism: is the thong all it’s cracked up to be?
Oh and by the way Elsie, I found your false teeth. Not sure how they got clamped there without me noticing overnight. Sure no harm done but lets stay off the rum in future!
Oily