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Rebekah Brooks Trial – Sensational Revelatory Film Footage Of Her Violent Past!

By Gingerfightback @Gingerfightback

Rebekah Brooks Trial – Sensational Revelatory Film Footage Of Her Violent Past!

The above footage shows the hidden past of former Murdoch lackey and hacker to the stars, Rebekah “Decker” Brooks,  clobbering then husband Ross “Tiffany!” Kemp.

The footage was shown in Court yesterday at the start of her trial for various things which screwed the British public over in one way or another. Brooks at the time was editor of The Sun newspaper, the most popular daily paper in the country, whilst Kemp revelled in the title as the hardest bloke in British soaps through his portrayal as  wobbly headed, swivel eyed “Natter” Grant Mitchell.

Brooks broke down in the witness box (apparently her battery had run flat – but a quick 5 mins with the charger and she was right as rain!) Here is part of her “evidence”.

“As a child, I was bullied, called names like Gingernut, Carrot Top, Copperknob and much worse.  I still bare the mental scars. But I soon learned an important lesson from these bullies. Become one yourself, it is so much more fun!

He was scared shitless of her

The hacking incident relates to a terrible hacking cough I had. When I said to my serfs…..errrm…….staff if they knew the best way to sort out hacking? They must have misunderstood me and gone out and done some nasty things to poor people, who don’t matter as much as my career. And still don’t.”

Brooks now earns a crust in T’POW a woeful tribute act to woeful rock outfit T’Pau.

She told Gfb’s Barry McBinge, “We really thought we had China in our Hands when Rupert sorted out the satellite TV deal. Have you seen him lately? I haven’t and it was my birthday last week and he didn’t send me a card, he always sends a card.

Rebekah Brooks Trial – Sensational Revelatory Film Footage Of Her Violent Past!

Rupert saw nothing wrong with loving a monkey by the way. Whoops, mustn’t stray too far from the gagging clause! But safe to say old Digger liked a bit of gibbon action now and again. Bless.

Rebekah Brooks Trial – Sensational Revelatory Film Footage Of Her Violent Past!
 

I published crap, peddled lies and exploited the weak to titillate. So that you proles would watch Rupert’s TV station and then buy Rupert’s papers to allow me to push more cynical, manipulative messages of trivia, intolerance and ignorance. Like feeding shit to a corpse. I loved it!

I did it for you people of Britain. Everything was for you. I know you blame yourselves for what happened to me. Please don’t. In time I will forgive you.”

Brooks then broke down for a second time. Kwik Fit are on the scene as we write…….


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