why is it that 'some things are legal to sell' and other things aren't? Why is bacon improper to eat in some cultures? Alcohol prohibited? Etc...Now I'm not naive, and I know people will wanna take this as the ability to have a sex-murdering amoral free-for-all every year. But it's not. Sex-murder and other such perversions are ILLEGAL NOW and this will not change. This idea's more about undermining the legal Black Market and getting a decent price for our communal high. It started from an off-the-cuff discussion between two bored emplyees about how icing sugar is just caster sugar is just granulated sugar, ground finer each phase. The discussion turned to the absurd vision of A CHEAP KILO OF GRANULATED HEROINE bought from a supermarket shelf and free love for all and sundry, it became:
NATIONAL 'ANYTHING GOES' DAY
it could take place on a Monday, say, mid-summer, you know, in August every year, when people are already stripped down to their shorts and t-shirts in the Global Warming swelter (if youi believe the propaganda shits), and everything that's Black Market could be made legal.
To those still thinking this annual event is an opportunity for child rape, human butchery and mass looting, I say this, "It might be - in a FREE PLANET you can do what you want, you have to decide what sort of world you wanna live in," you might think it appropriate to free all the prisoners from their hell (those in jails and those in zoos) BUT revenge is a dish best served cold and there'll be 'bills to pay' come Tuesday every year if it's discovered who you are and where you live, you know. You'll have to work out whether you can live in such a RE-WILDED world from Tuesday onwards. In fact, you might like this day so much it could become 'the way to run your world'. And the kids will learn, they'll adapt as the need arises, that's what kids do, after all, blend with their environment. Murderous amoral military computer games and punk records have taught us this already.
Just think about it, happy high people for ONE DAY PER YEAR. Imagine that. Imagine a world where 'real questions about life' will be asked on this one day and have relevance for the rest of the year. Do we really need taxes to pay for roads, sewers and government slave factories? What is our role in life, what have we achieved? When did we save the planet? Why is energy so expensive? What great invention have we been a part of? Why are animals (those intelligent beings we share this amazing place with) not treated as our equal? What new thought is our civilization riding out on, thanks to this day of total abandon?
The 'do right by Free Planet' technicalities can work themselves out on Tuesday, every year - that's how we can properly run our liberated planet, methinks.
