Ms Bish here all!
Today I gotta talk about skinny jeans! You know the ones! They are skin tight and skinny at the ankles! I have em! I have several pairs of them! However, none of these bishes are created equal!
WTF?
I ordered new jeans from JCP. Pair #1 were skinny jeans. I tried em on and loved em! I washed em and still loved them. I wore them and for the first couple hours, I loved em. Then something off the flippin wall happened!
Who the hell let the elastic out?!?
Several hours into wearing my new fav skinny jeans, and btw I thought I was looking damn good, my new jeans turned me into this frumpy lookin bish! I had loose thighs, saggy bum, and they got longer?!
WTF?!?
Courtesy of JCPenney.com
Seriously? Now mind you, I liked the first pair so much at first, I went online and order 2 more pair just like em! When they arrived, and I did order my the exactly model number from the previous pair, THESE SKINNY JEANS WERE DIFFERENT! HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? They weren’t horrible. I do like em however the ankles are not skinny ankles. They are looser but still a nice jean. BUT after wearing them all day at work the other day, they got the loosey goosey’s too!!
IS THERE ANY SKINNY JEANS OUT THERE THAT DON’T LOSE THEIR SHAPE?!
This has totally pissed me off because I just started wearing skinny jeans and I’m a bit frustrated at them losing shape. Are their skinny jeans without lycra in them? Ones that hold their shapes? If so, PLEASE tell me so I can get rid of the 4 hour saggage in my bum. It’s almost like I farted in my skinny jeans and the damn gas couldn’t get out! You know what I’m sayin! I know you do!
So my quest is on for skinny jeans that flippin RETAIN their shape after a few hours!
Have you experienced this crap with skinny jeans? I can’t believe they are all like this!
Ok, let’s dish…………
Bish out!
