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Kids Don’t Want ObamaCare? President Lucifer Says, “Get Them Drunk.”

By Eowyn @DrEowyn
Binge Drinking Victim

Binge Drinking Victim

Washington Examiner / POLITICS: WHITE HOUSE

Obama calls on bartenders to host happy hours for Obamacare


During today’s White House Youth Summit, President Obama called on young people to do whatever they can to promote his signature health care law — including plying their customers with cheap booze.

“If you are a bartender, have a happy hour,” Obama said as the crowd laughed. “And also probably get health insurance because a lot of people don’t have it.”

Obama also encouraged young people who are student body presidents or workers at nonprofit organizations to help people get enrolled.

I'm President Lucifer, and I approved this tracking chip policy.

“If you’ve got a radio show, spread the word on air,” Obama added.

Obama called on young people’s sense of patriotism to join the cause.

“[The] bottom line is that I’m going to need you, the country needs you,” Obama said, reminding them that their friends and peers might not know the benefits of Obamacare.


At my child’s high school they can’t even have ice cream in the cafeteria per order of Queen Moochie. I’m not kidding. But Moochie’s husband in the oval office wants to get your kids smashed in order to persuade them to buy into his Orwellian healthcare policy. ~ TD


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