Holy Crap, Ayn Rand is Alive and Well and Has an Office at the Wall Street Journal

New York City, the wealthiest and most powerful city in America, cowers in fear and lays helpless before the all-powerful and totalitarian bicycling lobby. Behold the once glorious libertarian paradise that was Gotham! Now, pedestrians and motorists will be occasionally obliged to negotiate around bike-sharing racks! Which are colored blue!! Truly, what a sad, sad day for American freedom.(Via David Watkins.)