Personally, I think weird senses of humor are the best senses of humor. You get to shake your head, laugh, and look at the world in just a bit of a different way all at the same time, and what could be better than that?
If those types of jokes are your vibe, well, we think these 11 jokes will fit the bill.
Is that the key to getting an error-free meal?
[McDonald's]
cashier: small, medium, or large fry
me: yes
cashier: i don't understand
me: sorry [leaning close] McYes
- alien skier! (@clichedout) November 12, 2019
And I am here for it.
Well worth the money once you sell it to the circus.
I can't be the only one.
pronouncing testosterone like minestrone just to be annoying
- plant daddy (@KivanBay) April 16, 2019
But why aren't their ears pinned together?
It's the SHOULD that trips people up.
Brava and congrats.
a pink bullet traveling over 1000 feet per second passes through my prefrontal cortex, severs my corpus callosum, and exits through my occipital lobe, killing me instantly. Everyone cheers. It's a girl
- chuuch (@ch000ch) November 10, 2019
Some people take that sh%t literally.
My girlfriend told me to treat her like a princess. So i married her off to a random stranger to strengthen the alliance with France.
- Loong (@wonggloong) February 2, 2019
You tell her, Sir.
[pulls up in a new car]
EX: nice car asshole.
ME: umm, it's called a muffler.
- Little Greenis (@DurtMcHurtt) August 29, 2019
The Chosen One.
[national dad conference]
Speaker: I'm glad you could all make it
Whole crowd: *in unison* hi glad you could all make it We're dad
Speaker: *Puts up a pic of ID on big screen showing legal name is "glad you could all make it"*
*entire conference loses their shit*
- kelly (@BoyYeetsWorld) February 23, 2019
I guess I'll just proudly proclaim, once and for all, that I will always be the person with the weirdest sense of humor, because all of these just cracked me up!
Which of these tweets really made you chortle or guffaw? Let's be weird together in the comments!
Please and thank you, fam!
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