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Exclusive Coverage of Billy Graham’s 95 Birthday Spankings at That Rich People’s Hotel

Posted on the 08 November 2013 by Citizenthymes @citizenthymes

Everybody who usually wouldn’t touch Asheville with a Vance Monument came out in full force yesterday to celebrate Reverend Billy Graham’s 95th birthday at the Grove Park Inn.

 

Our investigative reporter was there to capture every moment from under Donald Trump’s toupee. Check out Asheville’s best coverage of the event:

 

BREAKING- Arrival of Sarah Palin, Donald Trump, & Glenn Beck has #Asheville residents in panic over sudden drop in average IQ #avlgraham

— Citizen Thymes (@citizenthymes) November 7, 2013

 

BREAKING- Advisers trying to explain to Sarah Palin why the Blue Ridge Parkway's asphalt is not blue #avlgraham

— Citizen Thymes (@citizenthymes) November 7, 2013

 

BREAKING- Reporter asking #GPI If @BillyGraham cake will have 95 candles #hardhittingnews #avlgraham

— Citizen Thymes (@citizenthymes) November 7, 2013

 

BREAKING- Tonight Asheville celebrates another year of a man that is a prominent player in not allowing gay marriage #avlgraham

— Citizen Thymes (@citizenthymes) November 7, 2013

 

Glad to see my role model for making shit up, Rupert Murdoch is in town #avlgraham

— Citizen Thymes (@citizenthymes) November 7, 2013

 

Billy doesn't have the capacity to blow out 95 candles, thankfully there will be enough hot air in the room to blow em out #avlgraham

— Citizen Thymes (@citizenthymes) November 7, 2013

 

BREAKING- Greta Van Susteren on cupcake delivery, 1st time in career not delivering garbage #avlgraham

— Citizen Thymes (@citizenthymes) November 7, 2013

 

BREAKING- @WLOS_13 tweets photo of bathroom stall @BillyGraham used two hours ago #avlgraham #holyshit

— Citizen Thymes (@citizenthymes) November 7, 2013

 

BREAKING- Sarah Palin pays $5 to see bear exhibit at @Ohenrysavl #avltmz

— Citizen Thymes (@citizenthymes) November 8, 2013


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