


Should Roger McDowell still have a job?




Tiffany: Speaking of unemployment, Plaxico is going to be a free-agent soon. It got me thinking about my own career:
What would be your dream job in sports (i.e., would you rather be a player, coach, owner, or some other random position like team masseuse or sideline reporter)? And why?


Amber: Can I be a team sensitivity trainer? Obviously that’s needed, and I would be SUPER good at it. It could make use of the skills gained from my VERY EXPENSIVE double major in English and African American Studies. I picture all these come to Jesus (or Allah, Buddha, Krishna, Yaweh, or? No one, whatever...) moments where we cry and hug each other.
Tiffany: Sure, if you can help people be sensitive to the fact that my husband wears sweatpants to nightclubs and occasionally shoots himself in the thigh.


Tiffany: Sigh, you were only supposed to pick one. So I will make this question easy for you, only two choices:
NBA Playoffs, Boston vs. Miami: Who comes out on top and in how many games?


Amber: After Beyonce and Jay-Z, Dwayne Wade and Gabrielle Union are probably my favorite celebrity couple. I have loved Ray Allen since I was wee, but still, I'll say Miami in 3. Do I need to have better reasoning?
Tiffany: Reasoning is not necessary when you incorporate a rhyme into your response.


Tiffany: Yeah, I just hope that my husband gets home soon. But without him, I have been watching a lot of television and having strange fantasies.
In a fictional world of athletes from movies and TV shows, who would you like to be your fake: best friend? boyfriend? secret hook-up partner? worst enemy? (You can go with today, as a seemingly together 20-something-year-old, or you can go with Carrie's high school scenario. Let your imaginations run wild, wild across all of the movies and manwhores out there).

Tiffany: I basically have a threesome with Monica and Quincy every night in my dreams.



WAIT. Shit. I just re-read this question. MOVIES AND TV SHOWS. Well, damn, I am not going to delete all that, so enjoy.
Going straight to fictional athletes, all of the listed categories would be filled with characters from Friday Night Lights, duh. Boyfriend? Matt Saracen. Be dreamier. Nope, you can't. BFF? Lyla Garrity. That choice might surprise people, but I tend to have girlfriends that are exponentially more attractive than I am. It's mostly because I don't get jealous, and I like the cute boys they bring around, but not having to deal with any of the drama that cute boys bring myself. Also, I feel like Lyla could use a "you go girl!" type friend because I think she has some confidence issues. However my secret hook-up partnering with Tim Riggins, who is a character that was basically designed for secret hook-up fantasies, might complicate my relationship with Lyla. In which case... we'd probably become frienemies. Real high school style.
Tiffany: That was sort of epic. And a perfect way to close. I could never be frenemies with you girls. Thanks again, tune in next week, and write my husband letters in prison – you only have a month left!
