Woof! I have several reasons for compiling this record of my life at the seat of U.S. power, firstly because I get a unique view of the White House, because no-one gives a rat's ass if I'm in the room or not. Secondly, because I was given such a ghastly name by my adoptive family -- BO for heaven's sake. Why didn't they just do the job properly and call me Sweaty Armpit? Woof! They didn't even let me have a swim at the beach yesterday... what part of Portuguese water dog do they not understand? Well, at least I'll be traveling back to DC in style today on Airforce One, after my rough ride up here in an Osprey, a helicopter that thinks it's a plane. We went to Valerie Jarrett's place last night for dinner and I'm still throwing up fragments of chicken bone that the kids sneaked to me under the table while the adults were discussing the socialization of America which resumes tomorrow. Obamacare won't be covering pets. Lucky me! ...Woof!Debate Magazine
Woof! I have several reasons for compiling this record of my life at the seat of U.S. power, firstly because I get a unique view of the White House, because no-one gives a rat's ass if I'm in the room or not. Secondly, because I was given such a ghastly name by my adoptive family -- BO for heaven's sake. Why didn't they just do the job properly and call me Sweaty Armpit? Woof! They didn't even let me have a swim at the beach yesterday... what part of Portuguese water dog do they not understand? Well, at least I'll be traveling back to DC in style today on Airforce One, after my rough ride up here in an Osprey, a helicopter that thinks it's a plane. We went to Valerie Jarrett's place last night for dinner and I'm still throwing up fragments of chicken bone that the kids sneaked to me under the table while the adults were discussing the socialization of America which resumes tomorrow. Obamacare won't be covering pets. Lucky me! ...Woof!
