We asked yesterday what you wanted to confess to the world 100% anonymously and below is what you told us. If you like to follow these confessions in real time like our Asheville Confessions Facebook Page and if you would like to make your 100% anonymous confession click here.
I don’t care what gender Sister Bad Habit is…I’d hit it #avlconfessions
I die a little bit on the inside every time I have a Bud Light #avlconfessions
I live in Asheville, yet I don’t smoke weed. I know, I’m embarrassed too. #avlconfessions
I sometimes pour Bojangles tea in a pitcher at parties and then claim it was homemade #avlconfessions
Sometimes when I’m downtown, if I can tell a group of people are tourists, I tell them tourism is illegal in Asheville, and not to come back. #avlconfessions
Sometimes when I drink Asheville Brewing Company‘s Ninja Porter, I walk around the house karate chopping everything in sight…need a new coffee table #avlconfessions
I don’t need food stamps, I feed myself by going on online dates #avlconfessions
I’m stealing internet from my neighbors, their password is their house number, idiots.. #avlconfession
I’m a Weaverville Sheriff; my confession is that I pull up on the rear quarter of a vehicle on I-26 matching its speed, while blinding its driver. After I run the plates, I’ll pull up to profile the driver, then swerve to exit at Elk Mountain before my jurisdiction ends. #avlconfessions
I haven’t paid to go to a comedy show in years. Also I might have killed a guy. But that comedy thing haunts me. #avlconfessions
My 4-year-old daughter asked this morning what all the screaming was about last night, my husband really needs to be more quiet when we’re having sex #avlconfessions
These high gas prices make me wish we really did invade Iraq for oil #avlconfessions
I just farted sitting at my cubicle #avlconfessions
I’m vegan but sometimes I have a Universal Joint Ashevilleburger because I love to self hate and the burgers are so good #avlconfessions
I sometimes wonder whether my pot dealer can spell the names of the weed he is selling me #avlconfessions
I saw my wife browsing Craigslist Casual Encounters last night, I hope she doesn’t respond to my ad #avlconfessions
I sometimes wonder what my dog thinks when I walk around the house naked #avlconfessions
I could have safely drove to work this morning, but I called in anyways #avlconfessions
I’m only doing this to be friendly to the person who asked me to do this. So that makes me a what….? Doormat? #avlconfessions
I know what the inner groove of the Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band album really says but I never reported it to the police. #avlconfessions
I’m going to marry the first guy I meet who likes Dr. Who #avlconfessions
