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299+ Racist Jokes With Racist Meme, Feel Free to Laugh on Racist Jokes

Posted on the 24 October 2018 by Stormfiber

Racist Jokes and Racist Meme are understood as a kind of offensive joke, and the broader category includes sexist and ethnic jokes, along with jokes about sexual orientation, disability, nationality, profession and other human traits. Many of the books and articles cited here are about non veg jokes or dad jokes etc that belong to the broader category instead of racist jokes.

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The philosophical literature specifically on racist jokes intro is small and underdeveloped compared to the rapidly growing literatures on other types of racist language, such as hate speech and racial slurs. Similarly, there is relatively little philosophical literature on jokes in general, and the central works belong mainly to the subfield of aesthetics. The existing philosophical literature on racist jokes focuses largely, though not entirely, on ethical and aesthetic issues.

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Do not be racist; be like Mario. He’s an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!” Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, “This is for all my people” and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, “This is for all my people” and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy’s turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, “This is for all my people” and then throws the white guy off the roof.

A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”

Reporter: “Excuse me, may I interview you?”

Man: “Yes!”

Reporter: “Name?”

Man: “Abdul Al-Rhazim.”

Reporter: “Sex?”

Man: “Three to five times a week.”

Reporter: “No no! I mean male or female?”

Man: “Yes, male, female… sometimes camel.”

Reporter: “Holy cow!”

Man: “Yes, cow, sheep… animals in general.”

Reporter: “But isn’t that hostile?”

Man: “Yes, horse style, dog style, any style.”

Reporter: “Oh dear!”

Man: “No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch.”

There is a black man, a white man, and a Mexican man on a plane that is too heavy to fly and they are about to crash. They each have to throw something off the plane to save them from crashing. The black man throws out his Jordan shoes and says, “We have too many in our country.” The Mexican tosses out his lawn mower and says, “We have too many in our country.” The white man puts his item down, grabs the Mexican, throws him out the window and says, “We have too many in our country.”

How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.

A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, “Hey that’s really neat. Where did you get it?” The parrot responds, “In the jungle, there’s millions of them.”

How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it’s a piñata.

There was a redneckwho hit every black man he saw with his truck. One day he saw a priest walking down the road and thought, “For all the bad things I done, let me give this priest a ride.” So he picked the priest up and they drove along. The redneck saw a black guy down the road and decided he would pretend to fall asleep and so the priest would think it was an accident. The redneck closed his eyes and heard a loud bang. “What happened?” he asked. “You missed him,” the priest said, “but I got him with the door.”

Don’t be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Mexico doesn’t win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?

A: An avalanche.

Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?

A: A mudslide.

Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?

A: A jail break.

Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam? When the generals would yell, “Get down!” they would all start dancing.

A cowboy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks for a shot. Across the bar, a Mexican man is sitting and glaring at the cowboy. The cowboy takes the shot and slams the shot glass down on the counter, yelling, “TGIF!” The Mexican orders a shot, takes it, and slams his glass down, yelling, “SPIT!” The cowboy looks over at him and notices the Mexican guy is still staring at him. The cowboy once again orders a shot, slams it down, and yells again “TGIF!” Once again, the Mexican orders a shot, slams it down after consuming it, and yells out, “SPIT!” This goes on for a while, and the bartender stands puzzled and annoyed. Finally, the bartender asks the cowboy, “Just checking, but do you know what TGIF means?” and the cowboy replies, “Hell ya I know what it means, ‘Thank God It’s Friday!'” The bartender asks the Mexican guy, “Okay, so what does ‘SPIT’ mean?” and the Mexican replies, “Stupid Pendejo It’s Thursday!”

A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI’s report about what he found: “Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee.”

How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay.

Why do Mexican kids eat tamales on Christmas? So they can have something to unwrap.

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What do black guys have that’s double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me racist I’d have so much money that I’d probably get mugged by a black person.

Why can’t Chinese people have white babies?

Because two Wongs don’t make a white.

What do you do if your TV starts floating in the middle of the night?

Tell the black man to put the TV down and threaten to call the police.

What do Nike and the KKK have in common?

They both make black guys run faster.

Failed my biology test today.

They asked, “What do you find inside cells?”

Apparently “black people” wasn’t the correct answer.

What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?

Cha Ching !

Three things blacks never say that white people say all the time.

I’ve paid all the bills for this month.

Hi Dad!

Thanks for the warning officer

If you accidentally drop you’re iPhone in water leave it in a bowl of dry rice for 24 hrs. The rice attracts Asians who will automatically fix your electronics for you.

Why do blacks always run so fast at the Olympics? My theory is that it’s because every race starts with a white man firing a gun.

Whats faster than a black guy with your TV.

His brother with your iPhone.

Why are black people hard to see at night?

Because prisons don’t allow visitors after dark.

Q What’s the difference between a park bench and a black guy?

A a park bench can support a family of four.

The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes.

St. Peter: “What do you want? ”

Pakistani man: “I’m here for Jesus.”

St. Peter: “Jesus, your taxi’s here!! “

Just found out today that my best friend is Chinese. I always thought he was just tired.

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