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You Might Not Be Passing Summer School...

By Dmroughton
To be read in your best inner Jeff  Foxworthy voice:
  1. If it's the 8th week of a 10 week course and you still don't know how to pronounce your professor's name, you might not be passing.
  2. If you have come in 5 to 10 minutes late every day for three weeks straight, you might not be passing.
  3. If you turned in your second paper when everyone else turned in their third, you might not be passing.
  4. If you went to Water Country USA on a test day and tell your classmate about it who tells the whole class, you might not be passing.
  5. If you have never brought your book to class, you might not be passing.
  6. If you never bought the book to begin with, you might not be passing.
  7. If the professor does the stop talking thing in the middle of lecture and the whole class stares at you because you keep right on talking about how "wasted" you got the night before, you might not be passing.
  8. If you ask the professor how to spell a word and he spells D-I-C-T-I-O-N-A-R-Y and you write down the entire word before you realize what it spells, you might not be passing.
  9. If you take internet classes which allow an entire week to turn in assignments and then ask for extensions because you "forgot," you might not be passing.
  10. And finally, if you just come to class everyday and do nothing but sit there sucking up oxygen and expect to pass because in high school they could not give you below a 60, not only might you not be passing, but you are also probably S.O.L.

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