Athletics Magazine

You Could Do with a Run!

By Nicoleao @momfever

e-outdoorI was doing some research for a shopping spree on e-outdoor White & Bishop. And as I was looking at their climbing gear it occurred to me that those products would come in very handy in the daily life of a mom too!

Climb every laundry mountain!

I could really do with a climbing axe, to climb the growing mountain that is my dirtly laundry. And the climbing helmet might come in handy when I try to clean the kids’ bedrooms, because you never know what might fall onto your head when you enter a teenager’s bedroom. And how about doing all the housework while your baby is taking a nap on your back? Just put him or her into a child carrier.

Honey, I’m home!

When your husband comes home at night, there you’ll be! Waiting for him, with your climbing harness and pick axe, and your love child literally on your back. Why, he might even say: ‘Honey? I think you could do with a run because either you’ve done too much research for a shopping spree, or you’ve been working way too hard.’


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