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Today’s Trusted News 9/5
Storified by Citizen Thymes · Wed, Sep 05 2012 20:43:57
BREAKING: Bill Clinton Finally Just Shows America His PenisCHARLOTTE, NC-During his speech Wednesday evening at the Democratic National Convention in downtown Charlotte, former U.S. president Bill… 40% of women and 10% of men are now jealous of Monica Lewinsky  Weekly Asheville Disclaimer Page: 09/05/12 | Mountain Xpress | Asheville, NCVance monument to get touch-up The Disclaimer reveals changes to Vance Monument  KIM KARDASHIAN’S BUTT EXPLODESLAS VEGAS – Tragedy struck Kim Kardashian last night on a private flight from New Jersey to Las Vegas. Her left butt cheek exploded. Many… Taylor Swift is suspected of popping implant  Low standards key to a good sex lifeLow standards key to a good sex life EXTREMELY low standards in your choice of partner are the key to a good sex life, it has been claime… High Standards key to avoid public ribbing 
