I had just driven to the pub car park in Longstanton where we had agreed to meet. I was there for about 30 seconds, then I saw a Toyota Yaris pull in which she said she drove, here we go I thought......She pulled up next to me...I looked at her and caught her eye...she kind of winced, looked at me for about 3 seconds I was getting rather unsettled at this point and tried to break her icey stare with a wave. She kind of waved back and we both got out. Its hard to describe her stare to you as you read this, but I imagine it was the kind of stare you'd receive when joking with an older woman about shagging her,then shagging her daughter shortly after...only to find out she has special needs. It was pure agony and just so strange. I new something was up...it just doesn't normally happen..
So we got out if I'm being honest I can't remember the specific conversation we had...but I'm pretty sure it was along the lines of her shaking her head as she got out and saying '...No, sorry I've made a mistake'. I think it just suddenly hit her when seeing my youthful face that she was meeting up with someone 20 years her younger. I wasn't exactly pissed off because I was honestly so shocked and rather speechless as we all would be in this scenario...I wanted to shout her down and say 'who do you think you are letting Keith Amsterdam down!!! you would of just ended up on a sex blog anyway love!!', plus she looked like my mom to much but I basically just said well if we aint gonna go for a drink then i'm going. Got back in my car and drove off. What a fucking dick though, I told her why couldnt you of just thought about this longer instead of wasting my time. I even told her i'd met up with 30 women off POF (thats dumbing it down, more like 60) ones older than her to and this is the first time this has happened.
I rectified the night though by getting tossed off by some fat girl in Brampton. Average handjob, alot of teasing.
UP THE LADS
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