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World Cup Or World Curse?

Posted on the 13 June 2014 by Mary Ughojor @marypebbles1
World Cup or World Curse?
Did you watch the football match between Brazil and Croatia? Yeah?
Well, I didnt watch the match but I swear I did.
Why wouldn't I have watched it when my dad and brother will not let someone rest?
Immediately I saw them happily coming to the sitting room to watch the match, I quickly packed up my phones and novel and bolted to my room. You cant catch me watching football match na, for what?
If ever you did catch me, please dont ever, I mean ever ever assume that I was actually watching the match.
I mean, cant a girl check out some fine dudes again?: D
Sha, back to the matter. I didnt watch the match but I did.
Can someone please tell me when this world cup thingy will be ending?
It has barely begun and some people are getting on my last nerve.
My brother for one has been hissing and murmuring and grumbling since the end of the match and believe you me, if I hear one, just one hiss from him again I would go to the kitchen, grab a knife and stab me a fine tuber of yam for breakfast. Hahaha! please o, i like my life eh. Thank you.
Ehen, as I was saying, I didnt watch the match but I kinda did.
Getting monotous right? sorry!
I didnt watch the match. I didnt sit in front of the Tv watching some fine and not so fine dudes kicking a ball here and there but I "watched" it with my ears because some men in the house decided that they wanted to be their own commentators. *rolls eyes* please Pebblers, read this
"Oh my God, why would player 1 ( bear with me, I dont know their names) pass the ball to player2?"
"wow, wow, that was a nice one from player 5, he did well"
"Nooooo! that is not a goal, this referee is a cheat, this match has been politicalised"
Now am sure you know i wasn't joking when I said I watched it with my ears *smh*
Please, I have to ask this question, why do men always decide to consciously or unconsciously shout at the top of their lungs at players on Tv minding their own business? Dont you know you scare the living daylight out of me when you do that? please stop!
Normally, my dad's voice is thunderous but he doesnt put this into consideration when he is shouting. You can imagine how I kept jumping out of my skin and clutching my heart every minute far away in my room. Glad that match is over.
When will this world cup end? Because I have forseen that me and my brother will soon start fighting each other for the Tv remote.
World Curse Indeed!

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