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Why Movies Have Made Me Terrified of Lakes

By Regectedriter @regectedriter

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Why Movies Have Made Me Terrified of Lakes

WEREWOLF!

You can tell I’m a werewolf by my curved fingernails, fused together eyebrows and crazy eyes!  And the fact that I’m utterly terrifying.

You know what werewolves remind me of? Lakes.

Which is a not at all awkward and horribly placed segway into:

Why Movies Have Made Me Terrified of Lakes:

A Tale Told in Pictures

I have never been one for the outdoors.  I would blame growing up in Brooklyn, but I’m not juvenile.  I know that there’s something more to blame MOVIES. They make me question why anybody would go to a lake for relaxation when you’re clearly going to be eaten alive.

Actually, why anybody would go to any b any type of body of water at all-

oceans,

Why Movies Have Made Me Terrified of Lakes

swimming pools,

Why Movies Have Made Me Terrified of Lakes

and, of course, showers

Why Movies Have Made Me Terrified of Lakes

Oh, baths, too

Why Movies Have Made Me Terrified of Lakes

But absolutely nothing good ever happens at a lake.

Why Movies Have Made Me Terrified of Lakes

They’re apparently a hotbed of paranormal activity,

Why Movies Have Made Me Terrified of Lakes

 

mutant lake creatures

Why Movies Have Made Me Terrified of Lakes

and flesh eating viruses

Why Movies Have Made Me Terrified of Lakes

Axed murderers looove to hang out around lake houses

Why Movies Have Made Me Terrified of Lakes

 

Even Sandra Freakin Bullock had a time traveling mailbox which, while not utterly terrifying, is really weird.

Why Movies Have Made Me Terrified of Lakes

Why anybody would go to a lake is beyond me. Any place where your face can get chewed off by microscopic bacteria, encounter a mutant repltilian creature or an axweilding maniac with mommy issues  and you run the risk of ending up in a relationship with Keanu Reeves OR Sandra Bullock just doesn’t seem worth it.

Am I wrong?


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