Simplifying your Monday morning internet troll.
Arsenal: The key to keeping Nasri might be to play him in Wednesday's Champion's League clash.
Arsenal: Even Fabio Capello is screaming for Arsene to spend.
Arsenal: Surely Kaka heading to Arsenal is far-fetched even by transfer-rumor standards. Right?
Aston Villa: Man-of-the-Match Delph all kinds of humble after big Blackburn win.
Blackburn: Rovers all kinds of nervous over Samba-less future.
Bolton: Boss, Coyle, proud of City performance.
Chelsea: Blues finally set to make transfer splash - agreement with Mata.
Chelsea: Modric, too?
Everton: Financial woes plague Toffees.
Everton: Fire sale at Everton? Toffees look to cash in on midfield duo: Rodwell, Arteta
Everton: Captain Phil extends contract thru age 36.
Fulham: Manager Jol reacts to Wolves defeat.
Liverpool: Raul Meireles flips the old Liver-bird to his own teammate.
Liverpool: After off-season midfield overhaul, leftover Kuyt could be headed to Italy.
Manchester City: Mancini unsatisfied despite Bolton win, exactly what City needs.
Manchester United: SAF lets PSG know castaway Berbatov isn't for sale.
Manchester United: United set to make more sponsorship money.
Manchester United: Simply a well told recollection on the infamous Cantona kung-fu kick.
Newcastle United: Toon patient in pursuit of Pieters, Maiga.
Norwich City: Confidence unyielding for the green and gold.
QPR: Rangers likely to lose Scott Parker transfer battle to Arsenal.
QPR: Official announcement of new CEO.
Stoke City: Potters look to bolster squad before transfer window shuts.
Sunderland: Sunderland boss keeps his goals realistic.
Swansea City: Vorm the hero after penalty save.
Tottenham: Modric on strike.
West Brom: Albion remain unlucky, gave top guns a run in consecutive weeks.
Wigan Athletic: Boss doesn't blame draw on penalty miss.
Wolves: All-knowing Mick McCarthy isn't getting ahead of himself.
