. . . for FOTM’s 58th Caption Contest!
The FOTM writers had voted, each for his/her #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; every #2 vote is worth 2 points.
There were many really good, bitingly sarcastic submissions!
And the winner of the 58th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 11 points, is . . . .
Sig94!!!!!!!
Here’s his winning caption:
MomofIV is in second place, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 8 points. Here’s her caption:
Being this evil gives us a lot of dandruff!
Japoa and Jerry are both in 3rd place, with two #2 votes each, totaling 4 points each. Here are their respective captions:
And here we have the 4 stooges: Moe, Larry, Curly, and Shemp-ette!
“I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the Socialist Republic of the North American Continent…..”
Wendybar and another of Sig94‘s captions are both in 4th place, each with one #1 vote, totaling 3 points each. Here are their respective captions:
The American people?? We just brush them right off of our shoulders. They BOW DOWN to us!!
America, get ready for a socialist backhand across your capitalistic faces! This WILL leave a mark…
Pookiedr is in 5th place, with one #2 vote, totaling 2 points. Here’s the caption:
I pledge allegiance to the messiah of the federal government of America and to the bureaucracy for which it stands, a nation without God, easily divisible, with liberty and justice for the chosen.
Congratulations, Sig94!!!
Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL
For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here tomorrow for our next exciting Caption Contest! 
~Eowyn
