1. Following another girl she doesn't like on social media. And then going on to "like" their posts.
2. Tell them to "relax" about something that is a huge deal to them- or saying that you don't know why something is such a big deal, when in reality, you know exactly why it's a huge deal.
3. Call her a name.
4. Compliment other girls just a little bit too often.
5. Argue her on everything rather than just letting it go. So what if she's COMPLETELY wrong about what kind of car just drove by, or that fight she just got into with her friends. Let her win, let the little things go, and be highly selective of your battles.
6. Saying a joke that's not really a joke. "Your hair looks weird" "not that great of sex last night" "your butt looks big" "That girl is smoking"...Just kidding!!
7. Don't make her a priority. Put your friends before her. Devoting a weekend night to her is a "huge" deal to you.
8. Get mad at her for getting mad at you.
9. Don't make her feel special, ask her about her day, do little things for her, wine and dine her, etc.
10. Treat her in ways that are way less than she deserves, but get annoyed when she finally realizes it.
11. Don't take her side. (hint: you always take her side, even when you know she's wrong)
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