A friend sent the following joke:
Conversation with God
Man: God?
God: Yes?
Man: Can I ask you something?
God: Of course!
Man: What’s a million years for you?
God: A second.
Man: And a million dollars?
God: A penny.
Man: God, Could I have a penny?
God: Wait for a second.
Man phoning with God at the Wailing Wall, Jerusalem. Photo: Wikipedia
