Tumbleweed4996

LATEST ARTICLES ( 40 )

• Instill Us With Your Daddy Issues

  I babysit a lot, which means that, to keep the little turds quiet for an hour and a half, I mostly just pop in a movie for them. Read more

  Posted on 29 January 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• A Time to Hate

  My sister is a lady of irrational hatred.Well that's actually not true. Karalee's not a lady in the slightest (her iTunes password is hughjackmanstwoballs and... Read more

  Posted on 26 January 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• The Swell, the Awful, and the Hideous

  Some people make movies for the fame, some for the money, and some for the accolades. Some even make movies just because it's what they love to do. Read more

  Posted on 25 January 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Bane of My Existence

  You know what? A moment of silence, please.On January 22 JustJared.com reported that my heart and soulan actor I hardly know anything about, Leonardo DiCaprio,... Read more

  Posted on 23 January 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Aca-Effing Stop

  (Blogger's note: Upon rereading this post in a more alert state, I realize that I shouldn't be given access to a computer while super tired. But I'm also too... Read more

  Posted on 20 January 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Insert Creative Title About The Aviator Here

  (Blogger's note: I'm just too tired for this.)When I was younger, I would sometimes tell my dad goodnight in my parents’ room. If I caught him at a certain time... Read more

  Posted on 20 January 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Midterm Week, Movie Week

  Last week was midterms at my school. With this being high school, midterms mean basically nothing except that our current grades are emailed to our parents, sen... Read more

  Posted on 16 January 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• I've Got 99 Problems and Emotional Scarring is One of Them

  I don't think I've ever mentioned how good my parents are at what they do. Not their jobs, but raising me and my sisters. Once my mom left my sister in the HyVe... Read more

  Posted on 12 January 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• I've Got 99 Problems but Disney Ain't One of Them

  It's true that my childhood was filled with ball sacks of Disney movies. Like, tons, but a few of my favorite animated movies when I was a kid (and now even)... Read more

  Posted on 10 January 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Well It's Not Like We Expected Her to Find Anyone...

  It starts when we’re young. We have a blanket we can’t go to sleep without. Our stuffed animals are our best friends. We have an attachment to inanimate... Read more

  Posted on 07 January 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Insert Pun About Christmas Here

  Tradition is a word used a lot this time of the year. Obviously people have traditions during different times of the year, but Christmas is so big that it’s har... Read more

  Posted on 24 December 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Only a Last Resort

  Have you ever wondered what it would be like to live as equals with walking, talking bears? Well then maybe you should reassess your goals, because I, for one,... Read more

  Posted on 20 December 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Mom, You Watched That Last Week...

  In my basement there's a shelf stacked with dozens and dozens of movies that cover every genre and star almost every known actor and actress in Hollywood. Read more

  Posted on 17 December 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• 2014 in Film

  Are they really makingAnother Godzilla?Something calledRobopocalypse?RoboCop?What’s the deal with robots?All You Need is KillI won’t be seeing.Some epic... Read more

  Posted on 13 December 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• And You Thought Spending Time with Relatives Was Bad

  Less than two weeks until Christmas!Along with the presents, the cookies, the carols, and the poker (oh, wait. Is that just with my family?), come another... Read more

  Posted on 13 December 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Tips on Living a Short Life

  Movie theaters have dozens of things wrong with them. The tickets and food are effing pricy, the floors are sticky, the bathrooms smell awful, et cetera, but... Read more

  Posted on 10 December 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Something for Which to Be Thankful

  (Blogger's note: Yeah, I know Thanksgiving was weeks ago so the whole “being thankful” post is a little late. Whatevs.)This past year I've been borrowing... Read more

  Posted on 08 December 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• It's James Bond, Yo

  You know the man in the perfectly-tailored suit, the catchphrases, the gadgets, the lady-loving, and the ass-kicking. It’s one of the most classic movie... Read more

  Posted on 07 December 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Sexy Spandex Syndrome

  Up until a few months ago, I didn't really go to the theater to see movies unless my mom took and paid for me. This is slightly because my friends and I had onl... Read more

  Posted on 05 December 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Those Damn Yankees (and I Don't Mean the Baseball Team)

  When I was in seventh grade, my Social Studies teacher set up a simulation in our class, dividing us into the North and South armies as we learned about the... Read more

  Posted on 02 December 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION