Thefatalfemme

LATEST ARTICLES ( 34 )

• The Cotton Bud

  

  What a wonderful and bemusing invention.So small and yet so mighty.I would argue that is the only thing that can comfortably clean your ear and yet, at the... Read more

  Posted on 22 September 2011 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• I Want to Ride My Bicycle

  Ahhh cycling.It's wonderful, isn't it?Have you tried it?It feels like you're flying and free and at one with the wind.Unless you're going uphill. Or at traffic... Read more

  Posted on 19 September 2011 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Proper Property

  The property market.Sounds very twee doesn't it?It gives the illusion of a local, weekly produce-fair, filled with aging, humble farmers trying to tempt you wit... Read more

  Posted on 14 September 2011 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Employment Whore...

  "Where the hell have you been?" I hear you ask...Well. I've been on holiday.Croatia. It's very nice. My best friend wedded the love of her life and I was lucky... Read more

  Posted on 10 September 2011 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• A Moment of Toiletude.

  There is nothing like sitting on a toilet.No. There is not.Now I don't mean using the toilet. Indeed that is nice. A relief. Some would say.But no. I mean just... Read more

  Posted on 24 August 2011 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• An Ode To Boy

  Perhaps it's about time I write an ode.Everyone should write an ode.Beethoven did.Da Vinci did. Sorry, that's code...Nevertheless, I shall write an ode.It will... Read more

  Posted on 18 August 2011 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Sisterhood? Sister Should.

  I have a sister.She doesn't wear a hood. But that's by-the-by.She's awesome. As all sisters are I'm sure.How can we not be?We've mastered the jet engine, we've... Read more

  Posted on 15 August 2011 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Gok What?

  So. I've just seen that a new Gok Wan programme is coming out soon.Hooray.Or not so much.Noo-ray.Now. I have nothing against Gok Wan personally. I am sure he... Read more

  Posted on 11 August 2011 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Bug

  Yes. Bug.I have had one.A horrible one. I was sick. Lots. I went to work fine, yet by 9.30am I was being sick in the customer toilets.I couldn't even get the... Read more

  Posted on 06 August 2011 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Horrible Losses!!!!!!!!

  Grrrrrrrrrrr!!No that is not a sexual, tigress growl but a full on, fuming GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!There. Phew. Out of my system.Can... Read more

  Posted on 04 August 2011 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Singing Sweet Home East Anglia, All Summer Long!

  Due to the discomfort of yesterday's news stories, I felt that I could not really contribute anything to the world by writing. In comparison, my views and... Read more

  Posted on 24 July 2011 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Stripped

  When working in retail (sandwich making for a high profile department store to be precise) your mind wonders through various images and you invariably end up... Read more

  Posted on 22 July 2011 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Pet T-Shirt Competition...

  If you are in London, you will have gathered that it is raining. Rather hard. Wonderful.Made even more wonderful by the fact that I use a bicycle as my mode of... Read more

  Posted on 21 July 2011 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Planet of the Gapes?

  OK. So I'm sitting down on my imperfect, cream sofa with my almost perfect boyfriend with a glass of wine and some pasta ready to watch the first "Planet of... Read more

  Posted on 20 July 2011 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION