Thefatalfemme

LATEST ARTICLES ( 34 )

• Plug-gate...

  

  Well hello!Okay, so I'm 4 days into my Fanuary mission.I've got the itchies.No, not because I haven't washed.But "grow-back" (as we ladies call it) itches like... Read more

  Posted on 04 January 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Back for Good... Sort Of.

  

  Well well well. I'm back.I apologise profusely for my absence, but, well - a lot's happened!2012 has been a rather profound year for me. I became an Auntie,... Read more

  Posted on 31 December 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Brighton Belle

  "WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN?!"I hear you cry.Well! I've been on holiday. HOLIDAY!!!Took some time to celebrate... oh yeah... oh yeah.But yes. I came back 2... Read more

  Posted on 16 July 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Goodness

  Goooooooood MORNING!!!I AM IN AN INCREDIBLY GOOD MOOD!!!!!OK, stop shouting.Calm.Calm and organised.That's me.Cool as a cucumber.What point am I trying to... Read more

  Posted on 20 June 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• RE: Email Template

  Hi Nobody,I hope you are well?I am writing to you because it makes me look like I am doing something; giving the image of diligence and efficieny.However, this... Read more

  Posted on 14 June 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Nosy!

  Well that was embarrassing.Really embarrassing.And it was only my lunch hour!A couple of weeks ago I went to the opticians. It was long over due.I work on a... Read more

  Posted on 11 June 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Lovely Jub-i-lee!!!

  I was absolutely LOVING the Jubilee this weekend.LOVE LOVE LOVE!Love...OK, enough of the lovin'.Her Majesty certainly outdid herself. Read more

  Posted on 06 June 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Glorious!

  What a phenomenally glorious day!To any of you not in the UK, then first of all WHY?!Second of all, the weather is fab!Get your cute little beee-hinds out into... Read more

  Posted on 23 May 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Oh for f*** Sake!

  DON'T PANIC!I'm not blaspheming!By "f***"I mean "fake".I'm having a bit of trouble.I'm white. Very white. Pale some would say.There has not been a lot of sun... Read more

  Posted on 11 May 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• The Poo Cubicle

  When I arrive at work after my cycle, I am in desperate need of a freshen-up... if you know what I mean.I'm a little on the sweaty side.Therefore, I use my... Read more

  Posted on 08 May 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• I Could Just Eat You with SPOON!

  Have you ever thought that something was so adorable that you could just eat it with a spoon?Right then. Right there. Munch munch.No?Just me?Oh right.Well I hav... Read more

  Posted on 03 May 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Yes, but It Doesn't Wash Well!

  I was having a ponder earlier about clothes.I love them. I buy too many of them.My boyfriends says that my clothes bully his clothes for wardrobe space...I... Read more

  Posted on 27 April 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Charming!

  Is it just me or is the world inundated with charm bracelets at the moment?They're charming.Indeed.Charmed I'm sure...But part of me thinks I'm a little old... Read more

  Posted on 26 April 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Wanna 3 Sum?

  Yes I know.Don't even get me started on the grammatical incorrectness of that question."Wanna 3 sum?"Erm.... 1 + 2 = 3There's a 3 sum.6 / 2 = 3There's another... Read more

  Posted on 25 April 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Winkle

  I can't get my winkle out,isn't it a sin?The more I try to get it out,the further it goes in...I can't get my winkle out,isn't it a do-er?I can't get my winkle... Read more

  Posted on 06 February 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• That's a Mars and a Half!

  Well well well.I have heard the most absurdest of things.I actually laughed to myself.In front of everyone in the street. How could I not? It really was... Read more

  Posted on 31 January 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Mia

  I must apologize for being so neglectful of this blog.I have been busy.Busy busy busy."Exciting stuff!" I hear you cry.Not really. It is mainly work and sleep... Read more

  Posted on 26 January 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• This Friendship Has Sunk

  It's been a while hasn't it?How the hell are you?Good.Well, now that you mention it, yes I am well.Moved house. Finally.Suave Marv found us a flat and it's... Read more

  Posted on 13 November 2011 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Bon Anniversaire!

  To me!!It's my birthday! YAAAAAY!I'm 25.A quarter of a century.A third of the way through my life. I'm planning to clock off about 75.Yes, I did still get to... Read more

  Posted on 15 October 2011 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Warrior Or Worrier?

  If you haven't seen 'Warrior' yet then for God's sake go and see it!It's brilliant.I mean it.I cannot put into words how amazing it is......oh alright then, her... Read more

  Posted on 26 September 2011 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION